My morning e-mail offers me
Several steel-like erections
And millions of dollars
It is touching to see that people
Care so much about me
That they would offer me
Money and erections.
I wish I could sit down my anonymous
Sex and millions mongers and say
Look, I’ve got all the erections I can handle
as it is now, and money would be nice,
but studies have shown that lottery winners
end up worse off, or die young.
Instead, how about some good book recommendations?
That I would like: garbled messages,
to evade spam filters
saying, Flow-Bert, Mad-am, b-ovary
Chi-New-A Ache-B, T l-l ings F0ll A-part
Jan/e O-sten, M – Ah,
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